No one is ever too busy
to talk about how busy he is.
A small town is where folks talk about you if you
don’t do anything – and gossip about you if you do something.
Some motorists never stop to think; others never think to stop.
The reason why politicians are seen busy is that they spend
half the time telling the press what they are going to do and
the other half explaining to the voters why they didn’t
do it.
A politician is a guy
who shakes your hand before an election,
and your confidence
afterwards.
A good speaker is one who rises to the occasion and then promptly
sits down.
If you think too much
about what people think of you,
you may think a lot of
things they didn’t.
Half the people in the
world are unhappy because
they cannot have some
of the things
that are making the
other half unhappy.
