A man rushed into a crowded Bank and shouted, “Has anyone lost a pack of currency notes tied with a red rubber band?” Several hands were raised, “well” said the man “I’ve found the rubber band”.

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Keshav: Why do they say that the pen is mightier than a sword, pa?

Father: Because one can’t sign cheques with a sword.

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Father: " I am ashamed of you my son", the father fumed at his loafing son. "When George Washington was your age, he had become a surveyor."

Son: "And at your age", the boy said loudly, "He was the President of the United States".

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Excited son: Father I have taken up three courses French, Spanish and Algebra.

Father: Now lets see – How do you say “Good Morning in Algebra”.

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